verse one:
this right here is how you write a rap
tear the club up and never get invited back
i'm a survivor and it's the eye of the tiger cat
rapping like i'm in a time attack mode title match

combine a vinyl scratch, final fantasy, spider-man and spinal tap
and that's exactly where my mind is at
i'm david banner with better table manners
made atlanta home and still saved my english major grammar

make space in your daily planner
cuz my vapors will make the paper jam in your laser scanner
i roll like a twenty sided diatribe
with all of my stats maxed to nine hundred and ninety nine

cuz all of my rhymes are as solid as flawless diamonds
hauled out of solomon's mines
probably already polished and shined
kick, punch, it's all in the mind

hook (x2):
damn if feels good to be anamanagangsta
no baby mama drama not a lot of danger
for all of y'all to drop a dollar on a stranger
for that i want to thank you

verse two:
this is nerd rap at it's most thuggish
low budget bling on a shoestring that holds fool's gold nuggets
for the safety of the whole public place me in a cold dungeon
hastily with statements saying "don't touch him"

if you folks must it's best you know we do our own stunts
with no gold fronts this is controlled crunkness
i know hundreds of ways to clone club hits
but won't cuz i came to change the whole subject

this was supposed to be gangsta rap
slap the same exact fake statements on a track to make the bacon fat
and that's ok but once you say it you can't take it back
so no thank you actually i'd rather make the language act

and reign on their parade to make the street a vacant path
to save a blade of grass dehydrated in the pavement cracks
the basic fact is i'm the main attraction when i say the raps
so if you came to clap you have my thanks for that

hook (x2)